The results look like this:
You can tweak the font size and colors. It'll fit a few hundred letters before it exceeds the max LJ userpic size.
Enjoy screedbot!
edited to add: 
alogic kindly pointed me to a font with Cyrillic glyphs, so now you can write some screeds in Russian.
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